Fear the Commander Cat!

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Commander Cat speaking.

Welcome aboard to flight ASH2501 with destination to Hugo Teso's home site. During this flight you will have at your disposal many entertaiment sevices, some literature and the onboard multimedia system.

For any request don't hesitate to contact our air hostess and we all hope you enjoy the fli... erm... this mountain shouldn't be there... what the...! (click)

-- Meow!